Takahashi Ai’s Radio-graphy

First let’s have a look at a mail from a listener.

I went to the “Morning Musume Fanclub tour in Hawaii!”. I enjoyed it a lot because I was able to see the cute smiling faces of the members from a closer distance than usual during the events like the handshake event. I’m really glad I went there.
A recording of an open to the public TV show took place before the mini concert on that day, right? What I noticed during that recording was that while the members the camera was pointing at were talking, the other members mostly put their mics on their lap and only Mikitty looked like she was holding her mic tightly and waiting for a good timing for tsukkomi.
Is Mikitty in charge of tsukkomi anywhere and anytime after all?

Yes, well then, first I’d like you to listen to a song now. I, Takahashi Ai, and Tsunku♂-san singing “LOVE ~since 1999~”.

Even though it’s very heavy, you can easily pick it up with one hand. What is it?

The first “sad moment” is from “Spot Yano”-san in Yokkaichi city, Mie prefecture!

Moving on, the next “sad moment” is from “Baseball mask”-san in Oogaki city, Gifu prefecture.

Yes, moving on, the next “sad moment” is from “Mikitty Daian”-san in Yonago city, Tottori prefecture.

Yes, then let’s move on to the next. The “sad moment” of “Nakamu”-san in Amagun, Aichi prefecture.

Well then, two more! The “sad moment” of “Bakibaki Train”-san in Saitama prefecture.

Now the last one! The “sad moment” of “Casper”-san in Handa city, Aichi prefecture.

Yes, well, this was the “Kanashii Miki” corner! We’re awaiting mails from you, please send mails to this corner without any hesitation!
Now please have a listen to this song. It’s the last Morning Musume song with Gotou-san. “Do it! Now”.

1. You take a picture which shows the Eiffel tower and the upper half of your body.
2. You take a picture which shows your face up close and only a part of the Eiffel tower.
3. You take a picture which shows the Eiffel tower and your whole body.
4. You take a picture which shows the Eiffel tower and you making a funny pose.
5. You take a picture which shows the Eiffel tower in the middle and you only on one side.

1. If you’ve chosen (1), could it be that you have a unique personality and above-average abilities, but you can’t show it to others and feel frustrated? You’re someone who’s fairly successful and who could turn into an amazing person given one chance.
2. If you’ve chosen (2), you’re a selfless person who wouldn’t mind little sacrifices in order to make others happy. Since you don’t get rewarded for all that, one can’t really say that you’re successful in life. Try to say “No!” at times.
3. If you’ve chosen (3), you’re the type who creates possibilities for yourself by devoting yourself to a supporting role. You’re so successful in life that one might think that you’re secretly aiming for the leading role. You go straight for the position of the subleader instead of the leader.
4. If you’ve chosen (4), your evaluation of your surroundings has pros and cons. That also shows how much diversity you possess. You’re the type who doesn’t make any effort to become successful, but whose popularity rises all by itself.
5. If you’ve chosen (5), you’re the type to be most successful in life. You naturally attract attention and become a popular person. One could say that you’re naturally successful in life. But you’ll utterly fail if you get too carried away, so please be careful of that.

Yes, now let’s move on to the next one!

There’s a tunnel on a steep mountain road. Standing in front of the tunnel entrance, you notice that there’s something on the other side of the tunnel.
Now what could be on the other side of the tunnel?
It can be a person, object or animal, so please answer with what comes to your mind first.

1. You sit on a chair with your legs straight down.
2. You sit on a chair with your legs to one side.
3. You sit on a chair with your legs crossed.
4. You sit on a chair with your legs open.

Well then, let’s have a look at the explanation.
(Daihakken♪)

1. If you’ve chosen (1), the risk level is at 10%. You’re a tight-lipped person who respects the privacy of others.
2. If you’ve chosen (2), the risk level is at 40%. You never pass someone’s secret out of fun, but it’s possible that you do it when you feel it’s necessary e.g. when you feel jealous of that person.
3. If you’ve chosen (3), the risk level is at 70%. You don’t mean no harm, but since you’re a person like gossiping, you end up unintentionally talking about others’ secrets in the heat of the moment.
4. If you’ve chosen (4), the risk level is at 90%. You’re the type who wants to know others’ secrets no matter what they might be and you can never keep silent about them once you’ve found out. On the other hand there’s also the risk that you might exaggerate and blow them out of proportions. Please be more careful.

Yes… Well, Takahashi Ai’s true colors showed a bit there, but.. (lol) How did you like it?
Well… It was somehow unexpected.. How do you call it… I felt like “Ah, I was related to a ghost, huh?”. In my previous life.
Recently I went to a fortune teller and got told that I was a shrine maiden in my previous life. So it might have something to do with that. Ahh, somehow this is scary…
Well then, if you know any interesting personality tests, please send them to us by all means!
The address is “Post office nr. 460-8405 To CBC Radio Fujimoto Miki’s DokiMiki Night”. The fax number is Tokyo 03-5226-9044. Tokyo 03-5226-9044. If you want to send it by mail, please access the official homepage of CBC at hicbc.com.

Now please listen to today’s last song! It’s another song I love.
Berryz Koubou’s “Anata Nashi de wa Ikite Yukenai”.

Yes… Today I got here as a pinch hitter, but I didn’t know what exactly a pinch hitter is. I totally panicked thinking “What should I do?!” and here I am already at the ending.
Now I’ll tell you the latest information about us!
Right now we’re in the middle of the Morning Musume Concert Tour “The Best of Japan Natsu~Aki ‘04″. On September 23rd, which is Gotou-san’s brithday by the way, we’ll have a live concert in SunDome Fukui in Fukui prefecture which is the hometown of me, Takahashi Ai! Yaaay! (applause)
Please come visit us by all means!
After that we’ll visit many places in the whole country, so please come visit us when we’re close by, ok?
Well, now it’s time to say goodbye!
Ah, right! There’s a fixed phrase you have to say at the end of this show, right? Will I be able to say it properly? In case I can’t, please don’t tell it to Miki-chan, got it? Ok, here I go.

Let’s be full of energy and excited next week again!
That was Takahashi Ai. Byecha~!!